*I originally wrote this in June of last year and never posted it because I wanted to finish it… but that will never happen so I will just post it now a long with other things still saved as drafts.

Top 5 – Scariest Animals

1. Birds

Actually the number one thing i am afraid of is actually anything that flies, that includes birds, bats, bees. Getting stuck in small areas with birds that are out of control is terrifying, they don’t know what to do besides peck at your face and attack. Ever hit a bird driving 80 down the 101… Scares the shit out of you. Ever cook on your patio and see two dead birds… gross and scary. The world would be a much better place without birds

2. Sharks – I don’t give a shit what shark week says, Sharks are out to eat humans, well at least me… that is a fact.

3. Jelly Fish – Anything that can sneak up on you and basically kill you I don’t like and they are just strange looking.

4. The Rat from The Princess Bride – all the proof I need is this, click here.

5. Alligators/Crocodiles – I am not dumb enough to visit/live anywhere that has either but if I were I would never go near any water… I mean in Florida they get into your pools and eat you. Just imagine trying to play pool volleyball, all you wanna do is get some sun, drink a ton of beer and win and then you get eaten. No thanks, and plus I just don’t really think you could beat one up like a lot of other things that are scary…. ie snakes.

The other day I was just stumblin on stumbleupon.com which might now be my favorite website when I am bored and I came across this image of a fight between an unborn baby and her father over her mother making her a facebook page. I read a few times and then decided i thought this was hilarious. I feel bad for the kid because it is being born into a dysfunctional, retarded family. GOOD LUCK!!!!

Oh and just a bonus, this comes from a website called Fake Science which has a ton of retarded, but funny images explaining science… maybe it’s the picture maybe it’s what the image says but I love this explanation of how dinosaurs died… it makes total sense

Strangely enough this commercial does the complete opposite of what it is attempting to do and it is a proven scientific fact, Albie and I not only laughed at the commercial we both decided that the commercial was awesomely gay.

Well chronicled video of Nic Cage losing his shit… Disturbing but hilarious… on the bright side I did learn today that it is a fact that Nic Cage knows his ABC’s…

Growing up I loved Weekend at Bernies, so it only makes sense that I would love a Bernie dance, which I do. If you want to know what this last weekend looked like for me watch this video, listen to the song underneath the video and add the sandbar, golfing, http://www.chatroulette.com/, 10$ all you can drink bloody marys/mimosas, good friends and people peeing in laundry rooms and you got it. It was a fantastic weekend.

Accord to Austen “If Amare had a brother this is who it would be” Wiz Khalifa – Black And Yellow